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I was a royal shade of blue.




Looks like he found some amazing cereal

That last second. Oh my god.

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What in the hell. 

That’s my secret Cap.  I’m always SSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN

I will not sleep tonight

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I got bored and made this dumb song this morning, I was encouraged to post it somewhere so here ya go.

nate!!!! yes!!

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I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

This just motivated the fuck out of me.

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your move, Gravity Falls

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sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

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